Thursday, October 15, 2009

I have been trying to stop swearing

I have been trying to stop swearing, specifically around women. More then once has a woman seemed turned off by my four letter words. I know some women will get all upset, that I would not want to swear in front of women specifically, but I have never had women come up to me and say, "I just wish you would swear more." Although I have had similar dreams. My tactic, replace phrases with better, poetic ones. Instead of saying f-you, I'll say, "You should have been run over by a bus a long time ago."


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